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"... For i know that through prayers and the help given by the Spirit of Jesus Christ, what has happened to me will turn out for my deliverance." Philippians 1:19

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Browsed through forums and chanced upon a thread which had ' Guys r so hard to understand, do u agree?' Found something really interestin which was posted by a guy i think. I was laughing. Just wanna share with all of ya. Lolx.

....not really...guys are actually very easy to understand and pleased...if only u follow my tips...

1. if they are digging their nose...never never surprised them from behind...can end up becoming a murder case......

2. and dont u gals worry...no matter how lousy your cooking is...they will always say that your cooking is delicious...even when their face is actually turning blue trying not to vomit...... ..

3. ...guys hor...their memory hor...not so good...so...after going shopping with him...dont ask him the colour of the curtain the ah pek is selling...they wont remember one.....

4...when u send them for marketing...they dont noe which meat is for cooking and which meat is for frying...they only noe which is cheap meat and which one is expensive meat......

5. ...the time required for them to finish their cup of coffee is usually one hour...but this time frame will be longer if they drink it together with their members.....

6. ...if u ask for something or ask them to go out...and if they say..."see arr how"...that means...u can kiss that thing goodbye liao...means he dont want lor.....

7. ...the longest time they flipped a wedding album will only be for 30 seconds....so...dont ask him to see the album again and again.....

8. ...when they ask u gals to wear make-up...it means just wearing a decent face powder and lipstick only....and not asking u gals to go for facial then plastik surgery, then flower bath...then set your hair...and trim your eyebrows and whatever hair u got.... ..

9. ...and dont worry...no matter how fat you are...they will always say..."no lah...where u got fat one..."...

I guess point 9 applies to someone i know because i saw a very FAMILIAR word.

-hair-

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